The Dynamite State

Hawaii, YES! (Taken with instagram)

FUCKKKK

I was sick for the last dance of the year. Brb getting the rope xx

May. 26th, 2012 - 2 days ago - Reblog - 0 Notes

(Source: mommakesha)

May. 24th, 2012 - 3 days ago - Reblog - 7 Notes

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

(Source: abakkus, via swellingly)

keshasource:

Ke$ha photos from her friends instagram.

(via comeonacone)

May. 20th, 2012 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 44 Notes

(via luubitch)

May. 19th, 2012 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 282650 Notes
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
May. 19th, 2012 - 1 week ago - Reblog - 36640 Notes

keshasource:

Wow, I’m looking at a Angel!